Eggstrodinary Shopping With The Wireless Remote Vibrating Egg

When I suggested to SexShop365 that I try this I just knew if would turn in to a naughty experience.  I decided to wear it to brighten up what would normally be a dull shopping trip for Christmas gifts.
 
I unpackaged the egg and screwed off the base to insert the 2 x AAA batteries supplied and the 12v battery for the receiver.  So thoughtful to supply the batteries so that you don’t have to hunt around for some you can recycle until you get to the shops.  ;)
 
The egg itself is designed to be worn inside the pussy and is constructed of smooth white plastic with no rough edges to scrape your sensitive bits.  And no need to worry about the antenna/retrieval wire, it’s firm but flexes to fit inside your panties (similar to lightweight florists wire.) so there is no risk of it hanging down and giving away your little secret.
 
I simply coiled the wire up around my fingers so it would rest inside the gusset of my panties once inserted.  Alex was eager to take the controller unit and didn’t waste any time grabbing it whilst I was busy inserting the egg inside myself.
 
The egg itself weighs 46g, is 8cm long and 3.5cm in diameter.  It is easily pushed up inside your vagina but you could use a drop of lube if you aren’t quite as capacious as me.  Lol  No, I must say the egg is easily inserted it is smooth and providing you are in the right mood and I was, you shouldn’t have a problem.
 
Once the egg was in place, Alex pocketed the controls and we were on our way to the mall.  I had a huge grin on my face in the car.  Alex turned the control unit to “On” and my vagina was felt like there was a huge bee inside me.  I used my pelvic floor muscles to work the egg up and down and this added to the wonderful vibratory experience.

 
I suppose the egg would be good for exercising your pelvic floor too, so a toy and a workout all in one handy package.  ;)  In the car he kept tormenting me, turning it on, watching my face and then turning it off again.  I was giggling like a small child.
 
We finally got through the early morning traffic and headed for our first shop to buy some perfume, easy present, predictable but safe.  As the girl started to spray the tester on to the back of my hand Alex turned the egg on.  It’s so discreet, it is whisper quiet and can’t be heard in a crowd but my giggle may have puzzled the girl as she commented “I never saw that reaction to it before”.
 
I smiled and said I was feeling very cheery today.  My pussy was now buzzing away and I felt so naughty keeping my little secret with all the shoppers around me totally unaware.  Clandestine pleasure really added to the whole sensual experience. 
 
Alex kept looking at me in a very cheeky way, he was thoroughly enjoying having total control of my pleasure.  The shopping trip was making me unbelievably horny.  I wanted to fuck Alex over there right by the escalator but I don’t think the woman on the wig stand would have been very happy.  Or maybe she would.
 
The egg had so much power and I placed my hand over my pubis to check out the rumble, you could feel it rippling through my vaginal wall.  This is a real fun toy which just has to be shared with your partner.  Walking around in public with a vibrating egg just has to be experienced by everyone.
 
I can tell you I got my shopping done in double quick time and we when we got home I let Alex remove the egg and replace it with his rock hard cock.  The experience had got him turned on too, he couldn’t wait to fuck my brains out.
 
We didn’t even make it up the stairs, right there in the living room on the floor doggy style, with the curtains still open.  Thankfully we are not overlooked but a visitor tapping on the window would have got a good eye full of us.
 
This little beauty is coming shopping with me again.  ;)