So being a sex toy reviewer can be kind of awesome.  You get to try out a wide range of toys that you might not otherwise and you get to tell the world about how great/terrible/over-rated/miraculous that it was.  Who DOESN’T love getting free stuff and telling the world their opinion?

Right now, we’re looking for four new reviewers (note:  these are four positions–they can just as happily be filled by couples) to take on the arduous task of getting free toys in the mail and then telling me about how it worked out for them.  Your reviews will be featured on the SexShop365 site and you’ll get all the street cred that comes with being a Sex Toy Reviewer.  Sound good?

What you need to do to get the position:  Get in touch with me either over on The Buzz or atmcbirdie@sexshop365.co.uk and tell me:

Your Name (I’m happy with a screen name, but please don’t make me call you “you”):

Your Age:

Your Gender:

If you’re single, coupled, or poly-ed up:

A brief description of anything that you are not willing to try out (sex toys-wise; I don’t need to know ALL your business) and what you particularly want to try:

Why you want to be a sex toy reviewer and what you think you can bring to the table:

Please keep a few things in mind:  We’re going to be sending you free sex toys (they are always in discreet packages, so no worries there) and we need quality reviews from you in turn.  We’re looking for a real look at what is good about a toy, what wasn’t so good (we want HONEST reviews!), and who might particularly love it.

What we DON’T need are generic reviews (”It was good/It was not good” doesn’t help much!) or erotica–we want to know if it turns you on and gets you off, but the particularly salacious details can all remain your own.  :)

I’m looking to have my four positions filled (ooh, Matron!) by next Tuesday the 20th, so get in touch soon.