Romancing the Woman: Undoing the Least Romantic Day of the Year
As I was talking about earlier this week, Wednesday was the Least Romantic Day of the Year in the UK, and therefore, we need to focus a bit on bringing back some romance. With chocolate paints for partners to enjoy together and strip teases for the men, what is there for women?
Gentlemen, let me direct your attention to the More Amore Sensual Massage Gift Set. Now, honestly, I normally avoid any product that involves fake rose petals on a matter of principle, but this set it too great to not give it another chance. It’s a well-put together kit, with the inclusion of the massage heart (it heats up when you click the little doohickie inside–and apparently, it works pretty much forever), candles, and massage oil, but what puts it over the edge and into the realm of “worth pretending the rose petals aren’t there”? A little vibrating cock ring.
Seriously. Light some candles, give your woman a warm and loving massage, and then finish with that bad boy, and I assure you, she will consider herself well and truly romanced. At least, I would. Oh, would I ever.
If you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, you might want to give one of the massage candles a try–you pour the hot wax onto your lover and then massage it in–it has the same level of romance with about twice the kink factor. And how can that be wrong? Go get ‘em, tiger.
Have you been romanced? Tell me at mcbiredie@sexshop365.co.uk.
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