The Better Choice: Red Vibrator
As you get older, you invariably start making the more sensible choices. You pick the guy with a full-time job over the failed guitarist who wants to live on your couch and just ‘borrow’ a quick £20 until the end of the month. You avoid that last round of tequila once you’re already dead drunk and have a bottle of water before bed instead. And if you’re really sensible, you take the chance to grab a solid, always dependable vibrator rather than one with too many gadgets and not enough substance. It’s not all tax forms filled out correctly and a sustained lack of fun, though. Fortunately, there are benefits to taking the wiser choice.
The guy with the job remembers to call you when he says he will; the bottle of water keeps you from having a mouth of deadly cotton the next morning; and the glorious Red Vibrator will give you a guaranteed orgasm and be adaptable to pretty much your every need. It is also currently in the clearance sale, which pretty much makes it a guy with a full time job and a really dirty streak in bed. Bless.
It’s insertable to just over six inches, runs on two C batteries (this baby is powerful), and works equally well for vaginal and anal penetration. Add in its great red colour and it is definitely not one to miss. Grab it while it’s on sale so you can even enjoy the smugness that comes from getting yourself something at a bargain price.
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