Is it wrong to want one? Louisiana Lounger
The thing is, it isn’t just that I want one. It’s that I want to get one, put it in my lounge, and NEVER SAY A WORD ABOUT IT. You know, just be super-casual when company comes over, as though it is any other chair. Maybe even sometimes have it on, gently thrusting into the ether while I watch CSI in the evening with a friend. How cool would that be?
I love sex toys that are full on investment pieces that can’t be disguised as anything other than a sex toy. You know, like a harness that is rigged into your ceiling. You’re not going to pretend that’s just a big plant holder or something, you have to cop to that being what it is when someone sees it. I think that’s cool. It’s like walking around with a big, “Yeah, I have serious sex. Wut?” sign hung around your neck. I can totally get behind that concept.
And luckily, the sale has swept across my brand new Louisiana Lounger. It is now a full £13 cheaper than it was before. Which means you can grab some good lube and some sex toy cleaner to go with it (I mean, come on, I’ll make my guests completely uncomfortable, but I’m not going to be dirty). It’s like the world is aligning to allow me to have fun and make my friends uncomfortable at the same time. Those two things go together like peanut butter and chocolate, as far as I’m concerned.
The Louisiana Lounger runs on four AA batteries, comes with its own foot pump (that’s to keep you from blowing your gasket before you…ugh, Birdie, stop the metaphor before it gets out of hand), and three (THREE!) seperate vibrators. Each of the vibrators can be used with the lounger or out of it, so as near as I can tell, this is just about the best value for money you can possible get when buying bigger sex toys.
It also comes with ankle and wrist cuffs, so I’m thinking…well. I’m thinking, let’s put it that way. Has anyone used one? I would love to hear a review before I officially put this on my Future Lounge Furniture list.
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