All Posts Tagged With: "bargain"
Jeezly Crow! Absolutely unbelievable summer sale now on!by mcbirdie on 27 Jul 2010 |
![]() |

You know, I have a big collection of toys. I’m sure you’re shocked by that, but I assure you, it’s true. So I tend to have a much higher threshold for getting caught up in sales and bargains than other people do. Afterall, I already have a lot, so it has to be a pretty special deal for me to get excited to add to the pile.
And then I was told about this particular deal. “The Sum of All Deals” comes with five top-of-the-line toys at a price which works out to being nearly 75% off:
Astro Clear/Pink Vibrating Plug – normally £24.95
Unlimited…
Continued
Man, I love a bargain: Don’t miss the clearance sale!by mcbirdie on 11 Jul 2010 |
![]() |

There is a TON of great steals hidden away in the Clearance Sale that I would love to get my hands on–make sure that you’re not missing out on a bargain by forgetting to take a look. Here’s a run-down of some of the best deals going:

I have such a weakness for gorgeously scented candles and these are some of the best. An absolute must for nights when you want to show your partner that they deserve more than a bedroom that smells suspiciously of sweat socks and tuna, the Afterglow Massage Candle in Fig Leaf is all about adult…
Continued
Now THIS is gorgeous: Tantus Twistby mcbirdie on 27 Feb 2009 |
![]() |

I wouldn’t have expected to find such a sexy little item in the Clearance Section–even though I’ve been surprised before, I often think that I’m just going to find the toys that no one really wants stuck over there. Which is clearly nonsense, considering the absolutely delectable looking Tantus Twist which is now an unbelievably ridiculous price of £14.39. I didn’t mistype that. It really is £14.39. And no, to be fair, I have no idea how they came up with such a random price–all I know is that it is waaaay below the recommended retail price.
The Twist is insertable to six…
Continued
Ooh–the deals continue! Rude Boy Lube and Butt Plug Specialby mcbirdie on 26 Feb 2009 |
![]() |

I was already impressed by the Rock Chick deal that I saw last week, but if I had been sensible, I would have realised that there was likely to be a similar deal with the Rude Boy. The Rude Boy is, afterall, the male equivelent to the Rock Chick. Where the Rock Chick is meant to curve around putting pressure on the g-spot and vibrating against the clitoris, the Rude Boy puts pressure on the prostate and vibrates against the perineum. What all of that means, of course, is that it’s one heck of a good time for the gentlemen.
Like the other good prostate massagers–for…
Continued
The Better Choice: Red Vibratorby mcbirdie on 1 Jan 2009 |
![]() |

As you get older, you invariably start making the more sensible choices. You pick the guy with a full-time job over the failed guitarist who wants to live on your couch and just ‘borrow’ a quick £20 until the end of the month. You avoid that last round of tequila once you’re already dead drunk and have a bottle of water before bed instead. And if you’re really sensible, you take the chance to grab a solid, always dependable vibrator rather than one with too many gadgets and not enough substance. It’s not all tax forms filled out correctly and…
Continued
Strange and wonderful: Sex Toys Clearanceby mcbirdie on 30 Dec 2008 |
![]() |

Because my job is all about sex toys and doubly because I am a sucker for a bargain, I am forever looking all around the web to make sure that the best prices are the ones that Gary has on offer. It isn’t that I don’t trust him, mind, I just like to see for myself. And I can say quite happily that even if I didn’t work here, I would buy here because his prices are consistently the best in the UK.
So when I see that he is also a huge clearance sale of 60% off a giant selection of products,…









Add us to your google toolbar