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Customer Review: Water Soft Mounts Pinkby mcbirdie on 23 Jul 2010 |
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This review had me fully charmed from the point that I saw the rolling r in ‘brilliant’. How can you resist a toy so good it makes you want to rattle your tongue like a true French woman? Though I have to say, the point about mounted toys being at the wrong angle is one I’ve long agreed with. I think it works great if you’re looking to mount an anal toy, but it’s a pain in the neck cervix to have it at the straight horizontal/vertical otherwise.
Dear McBirdie,
It feels weird to tell you about my thing but I am really worried about my penis. I am 17 years old and my penis is soft. I really don’t know how it can go in any girl. I am really afraid to go for to a doctor. Can you give me any good advice?
Thanks,
Too Soft
Dear Too Soft,
First, let me say that you shouldn’t ever be embarrassed to visit the doctor for regular checkups or if something seems to be going wrong. That’s what they’re there for and trust me, nothing surprises them. They’ve seen every problem under the…
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I Double-Dog Dare You: Double Trouble Cock Ringby mcbirdie on 28 Feb 2009 |
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I can’t lie, I’m more than a little bit intrigued by this new cock ring: the Double Trouble Cock Ring comes with everything you can think to throw at a cock ring. It stimulates the clit, the anal area, it vibrates, it has little rubbery spikes, little rubbery baubles…what doesn’t it have? It also looks vaguely frightening. In the best possible way. I mean seriously, look at this thing:
…don’t you kind of love it already? It is a very soft vinyl, so it really isn’t half as scary as it looks like it should be, but still…there’s a lot going on…
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Getting Good Reviews: Toy Joy Rockin Roosterby mcbirdie on 30 Jan 2009 |
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A couple of months back I picked up a Toy Joy Rockin Rooster in a big parcel of things I picked out almost on a whim–really, I just wanted to see if shipping was as fast and discreet as it had always been (by the way…yes, yes it is) if you’re ordering as a regular customer. I was suprised by how much I liked it. I mean, it’s just a random toy and it was in the 3 for 2 Clearance…I figured at best it wouldn’t suck. But in actuality, it is utterly charming and a wonderfully satisfying toy.
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